Friday is Paper Airplane Day

It’s Friday. You’re bored. Your boss is watching the Weather Channel make millions of dollars off of hyping “Nemo.” The Nowhere staff is driving around picking up supplies for tomorrow’s wicked awesome Launch Party. So why don’t you download the new Nowhere paper airplane design, fold it up, and shoot it at your workmate. It flies a hell of a lot better than Boeing’s 787.

Two-sided printing will give you the Nowhere logo on the ailerons, one-sided will be clean and stealth. There will be 150 of these buggers flying around the launch party tomorrow night, so don’t even think about staying home. The storm will be long gone. Clear skies are predicted from 9 a.m. Saturday through the night… Be at the Gowanus Ballroom at 10pm sharp, and buckle your seat belts.