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I wonder about Paris. Is it fake? Did it ever exist? Why is it so clean?  Some of the old alleys have been closed-up, collapsed, filled-in. Were they ever real? Is Leon-Paul Fargue still dead? Where are today’s egg worshippers? I’ll have the ouefs enmeurette at Chez Yvonne, merci. It’s gone? Merdre!
The Hotel Gay Lussac is spitting distance from Jardin du Luxembourg. My room has a bed, a chair, a chiffonier, a little dim lamp. My omelette is jambon. With a tartine. Now I’m in the Jardin looking at the Palais, where Watteau lived and worked in 1707/10.

Now I’m in the Louvre.  What is this big picture of a cheerless gink in a white jumpsuit? What’s that donkey doing down there?

Elsewhere, Watteau’s little men in silver leggings and girls in pink and silver gowns appear to be fish. Appear, yes. It’s all a dream. If you reach out to Paris, your hand will go right through it.

About Square Rapp.

You’d expect some kind of hissing noise to emanate from the Theosophical Society, but no. Tomblike silence. Anyway, try to get into #29 (1901, Jules Lavirotte, arch.) Bang hard on the dazzling art nouveau door.

Wear a blue smock and carry a clipboard. Tell them you’re the drains inspector (L’inspecteur des tuyaux or de canalisation). Once inside, get a load of that staircase.

Meanwhile, who was the Saudi potentate who owned the Hotel de Lauzun, with the green dragon drainpipes on the quai d’Anjou, Île Saint-Louis—and probably the buildings on either side? No doubt the world’s most pricey property. Well, he sold it to the City of Paris, and now it’s closed to the public. Impersonating l’inspecteur du tuyaux won’t work, but once in a while a tour group is allowed in.

And here I’d like to put in a word for the tiny Bar de l’Entracte, 47 rue de Montpensier (1er) around the corner from the Comédie Française. It’s a peaceful, sweet little dump. Just go. Have a beer.

And another thing. Alastair Brotchie’s delightful Alfred Jarry: A Pataphysical Life, is being neglected. You know who you are.

Back at the Louvre. The Martyrdom of Saint Denis, a big fat altarpiece by Henri Bellechose (ca. ) gets its own room.

(Mr. Trevor Winkfield would have you believe it’s by Jean Malouel, who also worked for the Duke of Burgundy, but Bellechose’s name was on the receipt.).  I guess it is the greatest of them all, if you like chopping heads off. The crucified Christ is accompanied by God the Father and the Holy Spirit. To the left, St. Denis in prison receives the last communion from Jesus, and to the right he is martyred with his companions Rusticus and Eleutherius. That’s all, folks!

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Halary sells very expensive socks with wonderful birdseye and other patterns. Le Bon Marche has a large sock section. The first Spontex viscose sponge was produced in Beauvais in 1932, and is still going strong. Wonderful thing. Buy it anywhere on either bank. And it’s Jean-Paul Hévin for all your chocolate needs. Hotel de Costes Bar and Lounge (if you dare). For the best upscale escorts, ask for Dani at Le Meurice Hotel.

Porter and I strolled along the currently unhip Canal Saint-Martin, en route to the Hôtel du Nord. Since Marcel Carné’s adorable film of the name same (1938), the bar has been rearranged and the hotel is now apartments, but the façade hasn’t changed. We met a very nice couple, who work in French television, and sat drinking with them well past  closing time. The young man’s father, it turned out, was the poet in Max Jacob’s Advice to a Young Poet (Menard, 1976). Est-ce normal? But about the movie:  Arletty and Louis Jouvet are walking under the humpbacked bridge. He’s going fishing and she’s tagging along. He’s says he feels suffocated, that he needs a change of atmosphere, that she’s his atmosphere. (My French is useless and they’re speaking like machine guns.)

I’ve never been called an atmosphere before. If I’m an atmosphere, then you’re a weird shithole. Ooh la la, the guys who hang around the neighborhood without being from it, and brag about who they used to be, they should be gotten rid of. Atmosphere! Atmosphere! Do I have the mug of an atmosphere? Since that’s the way it is, go to La Varenne by yourself. Good luck with the fishing and the atmosphere!”

The word atmosphère, on one level, is antique slang for movie extra. Now they’d say figurant. So the screenwriters, Jean Aurenche and Henri Jeanson are having fun. She’s insulted that he’s comparing her, a great star (Arletty, not her character) to an extra.

air – alourdir – ambiance – assainir – assainissement – atmosphère – chaleureux – clandestinité – confiné – considérer – convivial – convivialité – dégeler – détendre – électricité – électrique – émotion – empoisonné – empoisonner – enfiévré – envoûtant – esprit – euphorisant – excité – glacé – irrespirable – lourd – morose – onirique – pesant – poisseux – purificateur – rafraîchir – raréfier – réchauffer – refroidir – rendre – rentrer – saturé – sonder – suffocant

Thanks to Ron Padgett, Olivier Brossard and John Ashbery.

Why did Fargue……break up with Jarry?

oeufs en meurette


* Clarified butter
* 6 large shallots, peeled, each cut into 3
* 3 slices fat bacon, cut 1/2-inch pieces
* 3 cloves garlic, crushed, plus 2 cloves for browning bread
* 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour (1 1/2 ounces)
* 1 14 cups Burgundy (12 fluid ounces)
* 1 cup beef bouillon (8 fluid ounces)
* 1 lump sugar
* Bouquet Garni (1 bay leaf, 4 sprigs parsley, 1 sprig thyme, 3-inch piece celery), tied with string, or if using dried herbs, tie in muslin bag
* Freshly ground salt
* Freshly ground black pepper
* 3 tablespoons red wine vinegar
* 3 tablespoons butter (1 3/4 ounces)
* 4 slices white bread, cut in rounds
* 4 eggs
* Freshly chopped parsley


Pour 1 1/2 ounces of clarified butter into a pan and heat until smoking, about 400 degrees. Add the shallots and stir briskly. Add the bacon and brown lightly. To this mixture, add the crushed garlic cloves. Stir in the flour and cook until golden brown, about 4 minutes. Add all of the Burgundy and whisk in off the heat. Add the bouillon and stir thoroughly. Now add the lump of sugar, for luck. Pop in the bouquet garni, salt and pepper and simmer for 1 1/2 hours. After 1 hour add the red wine vinegar. At the end of 1 1/2 hours, add 1-ounce fresh butter to the sauce.

Pass the sauce through a sieve and scrape every last drop of it through. Return to a clean pan and allow to cook gently. In a skilled cook the garlic in a little clarified butter to release the natural juices. Drop the rounds of bread into the garlic butter and add a little more clarified butter, if necessary. Fry until crisp and golden brown. Prick the wide end of the eggs with an egg pricker or needle and lower them into a pan of boiling water with a wire basket. Count 10 seconds and remove the eggs and break them into a cup. Take the water off the boil and add a pinch of salt and the eggs. Raise the heat and gently poach the eggs. Meanwhile remove the fried bread rounds from their pan and place in heated serving dishes or small bowls.

With a slotted spoon remove eggs from water and place each on a piece of garlic bread. Pour the sauce around the egg, leaving some white showing. Garnish with parsley.

Recommended drink: Chateau Margaux 1990.

Larry Fagin is of Hungarian-Russian-Polish stock. He has lived in Hollywood, Salzburg, Vienna, Wiesbaden, Paris, New York, San Francisco, and London. He edits Adventures in Poetry books and was the founder and artistic director of Danspace at St. Mark’s church-in-the-bowery in Manhattan. His latest books are Dig & Delve (Granary Books) and Complete Fragments (Cuneiform Press).

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  2. bonjour, it’s OEUFS not OUEFS!
    And Merde, not MerdRe!
    Allez, à bientôt

  3. makes me want to pull anchor and go go go, oh dreams of Paris in the past and wishes for a visit in the future . . .

  4. Wow, I’m so impressed at how cultured he is. I just want to curl up into a cute little four stanza ball of poetry and kiss him and have him take all of my money for being his little concubine comfort woman.

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  6. @Elsa : Jarry did say and write merdre.
    @Larry : and it’s en meurette (2 words)

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